Want a grand tour of ZombieMall Radio? Of course you do! The halls here echo with the haunting sounds of yesterday’s, today’s, and tomorrows best hits! We also have a full talk radio program filling the air-waves. For a total tour of the facility be sure to hook up with our Vicar de Mortii, Brian […]
Zombie University Manglers – New Sports Team Name
In the cloak of darkness a meeting was held deep under the grounds of Zombie University and it was decided that from this point forward the Athletic team(s) would now be named the Zombie University Manglers. Coach Browlan, along with the Professor of Infernal Fine Arts, T. Kyle Gentry, and the Vicar D. Mortii, Brian […]
Zombie Coffee
We have a new brand of coffee over at the Cow Cafe’. Be sure to drop by and and talk to Edna, she’ll grind you up the best cup you’ve ever had! And yes, for those that like it iced, she can do that too. We also have in most of your favorite flavor shots […]
History of Manes Field
In ancient Roman religion, the Manes were the souls of deceased loved ones. The word was also used as a metaphor to refer to the underworld. Manes is derived from “an archaic adjective manus—good—which was the opposite of immanis”. The Manes were offered blood sacrifices. The gladiatorial games, originally held at funerals, may have been instituted […]
Soccer Sadness: Heads Won’t Roll
Three home games in and it was finally time to take it on the road. While the Zombie University Manglers took to the field and ended up winning, it was not as fun as the home games usually are. “We use heads when we play, at University of Zealoff, they used an actual soccer ball. […]
ZUM Allows Other Team to Play with Their Balls
Bright and early yesterday the tee-off took place in the University’s first ever Golf competition. But the opposing team, the Mongbats, evidently arrived with no golf balls. More than happy to oblige, Coach Browlan purchased half a case from the University Bookstore and gave them to the Mongbats. Balls went flying at about 7:00 AM, […]
Zombies on Ice: Not a Pretty Sight
Hockey has always been a dificult sport for our University. After loosing 4 games in a row in which we managed to not make a single goal, we finally managed to score 1 goal in game 5. The goal came 23 minutes into the game. We still lost. Practice makes perfect?
ZU Manglers Football Final Game 31 – 7
In the final game of the season, the Zombie University Manglers score a whopping 31 points against the Vampire Academy Bloodletters. The VAB managed to score 7 points during the 3rd quarter.
It’s Hard to Run Without Shoes
After cleaning up the track around Manes Field from the recent reconstruction, three pairs of track shoes were found. The strange thing is they are dated back to the 1922 year’s Track Team. They were found in a box located in the basement, tucked away under layers upon layers of rotting tarp. The shoes are […]
ZU Manglers Basketball Undefeated
Having played 4 game so far this season, the Zombie University Manglers Basketball team has gone undefeated. Looking to get a seat in the Conference should be a shoe in this year. Coach Browlan has stated time and again how proud he is of the team. When asked about the competition he states: “We’ll eat […]