Zombie University to Host “Wine” Tasting in Spring
Zombie University is bringing in a liaison from Vampire Academy to host a “wine” tasting event on January 15th. Yes, we said “wine”, in quotation marks. You can figure out what we really mean.
Sign ups will be FREE and will be limited to the first 21 individuals to sign up, “wine” glasses will be provided.
A commemorative bottle of “wine” will be given to each person as well, so that they can share it with their friends.
We have been assured that the “wine” is dormant and will not turn you into a vampire upon consumption.